Why work early morning ;-)

I stretch my arms around ...yawn ,wipe away the tiredness of my eyes.........wonder why i have been asked to work early morning ........Then there is this sheepish looking nerd who looks at me as a potential misfit in the work environment,typing away stuff on this laptop.I screen the premises ,see a girl emote a mixed reactions as she works .....wondering she is chatting away with her current interest......she gives me a sheepish smile and reacts like " hey you are awake".Then i push my chair and creep out of my desk .........look for the ever awake,funny creature called "Boss"who i always wonder keeps an eye on my movement.....Aah he is not around .....i slowly walk through the corridor towards the coffee vending machine......lo and behold the monster pops out.....he exclaims "I was looking for you,BLAH BLAH BLAH,.........i look at him amazed at his childlike exuberance of having found me in office.One glance at the vending machine and lending him an ear,where he lists out the sequence of work loaded on me and then i said Aah.....what i am sorry i didnt get you sir?. Pay attention!!! he screams ,


refusing to let go of my morning coffee i buy some time from him,promising to catch up with him on the prevalent issues.


Just when you thought the vending machine is all yours,then there is this cute girl waiting......and you know boys never refuse a girl......A gentlemen like comment pops out "After you".....She gives you the ever confusing warm smile ...walks away with her cup.You watch her go ,wondering how she managed to draw all that make up on her face and all dressed up.Sheeeks my cup of woes filled up.......the hot coffee just spilled over .....girls can be such a distraction ;-)


You walk across the floor......scouting for your ever free and adjusting friend.There you see him grinning ear to ear talking to that same girl!.........You walk over ,just to make him aware that you are there.He looks at you like .....Not now man!!!.......Girl is very ecstatic "Can you that?......yeah yeah Anytime !!! claims your buddy.Moral of the conversation "boys will do anything for a girl"
You walk towards your desk and sink yourself in the seat,enjoying the drink,then the monster lands up again .Blah blah blah blah..........there goes the taste of the coffee in the drain........You drag yourself in to the conference room ,find that pretty looking girl there,just now the conference room got interesting and you are all ears to your boss "Shiraz you will working with her closely on this issue" This words never sounded so sweet and encouraging.
Aah mornings are so great ;-)